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[personal profile] starguy 2024-05-25 12:45 am (UTC)(link)
I'm just messing with you
it's all good

Nah this thing is massive it's like...
well the size of a planet
a planet-sized skull
plus Celestials are extinct I think?
this thing has probably been there for like thousands of years

I'll take you if we ever get outta here!
you gotta meet cosmo, he's the best


[ He's a dog. ]

sweet!
I could bring you a beer
wait
do you drink?
not like you should get drunk or anything cause you're super young
but like if you wanted to try it
you should totally drink responsibly
starguy: (Now the storm's comin' for you)

[personal profile] starguy 2024-05-25 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
yeah!!!
people have built like
streets and bars and buildings into it
cause the skeleton is made out of like the hardest material ever?
and the brain is like....
even dead it's made of this weird stuff that some people like pray to?
and there's a thing at the center that you can use to travel across the universe in like a second
it's really metal

you know it, dude
i'll come by with the Milano!
it'll be great


[ Peter can't be dead if they just Believe. ]

aw that sucks dude
mostly I was thinking like hey if you're gonna be rebellious it's better to do stuff with somebody who knows about that kinda thing
but like if it tastes bad it tastes bad
plus getting drunk isn't really that fun unless you have friends who can keep an eye on you
otherwise.... yeah, haha
starguy: (We'll make our stand)

[personal profile] starguy 2024-05-26 03:37 am (UTC)(link)
yeah it's suuuper weird
but you can use it to like go to earth in basically 30 seconds
it kind of works by making you travel through dimensions?
it's why i didn't think it was weird that you knew a me from another universe
like there's tons of universes out there i bet
it's wild man
cosmo protects it to make sure nobody uses it for evil or anything
like Thanos could have totally destroyed earth if he had access to that

the taste takes some getting used to
a lot of space beer has like a weird aftertaste
actually a lot of space food has weird aftertastes
you get used to it after a while but like, man
i do kinda miss human stuff sometimes
mostly cake
when's your birthday? we should get cake
maybe i'll surprise you and invite your other friends
starguy: (This is our time to go from zero to hero)

[personal profile] starguy 2024-05-26 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
oh flark yeah sorry
totally, consider it dropped bud
different universe, different problems am I right
space is cool though
glad you think so!!!! it's an honor to be your fave, man
plus you've got new york city, that's like the coolest place on earth, isn't it?


[ Look, he even called it earth... ]

we kinda take turns doing the chores back on the Milano
so I can do a little bit of everything but cooking's never been my strong suit
that's more Drax's thing

ooooh we gotta plan, then!!!
she likes music, right? does she like surprises?
you know her best, what do you have in mind?
starguy: (Now the storm's comin' for you)

[personal profile] starguy 2024-05-26 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
[ he's gotta help his lil bud, u know ]

oooh yeah no
earth is like pre space-flight even in my world
so it's generally considered a bad idea to fly up in the airspace there
plus there's tons of superheroes and stuff
with my luck they'd think I was coming to invade or something
I pop out with my visor and they might shoot first, ask questions later

I heard her rocking out when I first showed up here!
she's really good dude
maybe I'll invite her to a jam sesh
something casual so it's chill!

also
I know you said you weren't gonna date her but I gotta tell you that that sounds like a date
starguy: (We'll make our stand)

[personal profile] starguy 2024-05-26 06:16 am (UTC)(link)
DUDE!!

forget the rest, you're going on a date???
a dinner date??
what happened to you not liking her that way huh?






I'm just messing with you, that's awesome, man
have you got it all planned out?
you gonna kiss her at the end?
starguy: these might be super blurry I will fix them eventually (Mama she said)

[personal profile] starguy 2024-05-27 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
dude.........
you're not dead HERE though!
that's gotta mean something right?

that sounds AWESOME dude
good luck!!
she's gonna love it

just carpe diem the hell out of this, alright?
you guys are both here from different universes or whatever, so you gotta make the best of what you have!
starguy: (We'll make our stand)

[personal profile] starguy 2024-05-29 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
sure thing man
I'm here for ya

rooting for you and gwen
you got this

and i'll be over soon


[ He shows up super quickly actually like maybe he used his jet boots to get here but don't worry about it. ]
starguy: (we'll bring hell down from above)

[personal profile] starguy 2024-05-30 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, that's so convenient. You heard me coming, huh?

[ Spider powers? Very cool. Peter is here, he has popcorn, he has, uh. Root beer? It seemed like the kind of thing to bring. ]

But thanks, man! It's just you and Gwen, right? There aren't any more Spider-People I haven't heard about?
starguy: (Now the storm's comin' for you)

[personal profile] starguy 2024-05-31 12:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ Peter laughs at the mess. ]

Rocket would wanna shred this place. He yells at me if I so much as leave a wire in his way.

[ Peter says that fondly though. This mess feels very much like something Rocket would do -- maybe if he was part spider instead of part raccoon. ]

Guess if more show up, you guys'll know what to do! I've only got the one friend who sees all timelines all the time, she's really hard to understand but I sorta get where she's coming from.
starguy: (we'll bring hell down from above)

[personal profile] starguy 2024-06-10 12:34 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! We keep it, uh... kinda organized. Me and the rest of the Guardians all live on the Milano, so we've got about five rooms if we move some stuff around, which I'm thinking we might 'cause we have to make room for Nikki...

[ He definitely talks about her a little differently, more uncertain. He's just hoping she'll be OK tbh. ]

Hey, that's cool you've got someone from home, though. [ He grins. ] Nope, I'm pretty much unphasable! I survived having an evil alien try to get in my head and use some of my most painful memories against me to try and kill me. Plus, then we had to go into Drax's memories and pull him outta his weird nightmares. And I mean, I'm literally buddies with a talking, Russian dog, who runs security in Knowhere so. It's kind of hard to freak me out.

[ He shrugs. Yeah. His life really is like this... ]
starguy: (We'll make our stand)

[personal profile] starguy 2024-06-16 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, yeah. She's kinda like my daughter.

[ He shrugs, but he actually knows that's kind of a big bomb to drop so he does explain. ]

I spent like, a week thinking she was my daughter, only it turned out she wasn't -- but he mom and I were close, and she kinda didn't have anybody else to turn to after all the scut with the Promise, you know? So we took her on, she's a Guardian now!

[ He is actually quite proud of her. Super proud. She's the best! ]

But yeah, I mean. Being stuck dirtside for this long sucks, don't get me wrong. But this isn't even like a real prison or anything. I've had way worse.

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